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Dont Play With Students
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Question: "How to Kill an Ant??" Asked in an Exam for 10 Marks!! Student: Mix Chilli Powder with Sugar, & keep It Outside the Ant's Hole..! After eating, Ant will Search for some Water near a Water tank. Push ant in to it.. =!! Now Ant will go to Dry itself Near Fire, When it Reaches fire, Put a Bomb into D fire..!! Then Admit Wounded Ant in ICU..!! =O And Then Remove Oxygen Mask from it's Mouth and Kill the Ant.. !! =| MORAL: Don't Play with Students.. !! They can Do any thing for 10 Marks..
Drinking is Bad
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At a Bar, a NUN preaches: Drinking is Bad. Man: Have you tried it? Nun: No, Never. Man: Ok, you try once, if you don't like it, I'll give up Drinking. Nun: Ok, but bring it in Teacup, I don't want people seeing me drinking. Man goes to the bartender and says: Give me two Shots of Rum in Tea-Cups. Bartender- IS THAT NUN HERE Again?