Dont Play With Students

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Question: "How to Kill an Ant??"

Asked in an Exam for 10 Marks!!

Student:
Mix Chilli Powder with Sugar,
&
keep It Outside the Ant's Hole..!

After eating, Ant will Search for some Water near a Water tank.

Push ant in to it.. =!!

Now Ant will go to Dry itself Near Fire,
When it Reaches fire, Put a Bomb into D fire..!!

Then Admit Wounded Ant in ICU..!! =O

And Then Remove Oxygen Mask from it's Mouth and Kill the Ant.. !! =|

MORAL:
Don't Play with Students.. !!
They can Do any thing for 10 Marks..

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